INT. DMV - DAY

               A long line of people wait.

               The intercom crackles to life.

                                   INTERCOM
                         Number. Fifty. Six.

               GREG and ALISON, a young couple, look at their ticket.

                                   GREG
                         Hey! We're number fifty six.

                                   ALISON
                         We sure are...

               SELENE, the old mystic greek lady, stops their approach.

                                   SELENE
                         Should you leave. You will find
                         what you came for.

                                   ALISON
                         Umm. Excuse me--

                                   SELENE
                         But... a terrible thing will
                         befallen your chariot.

                                   GREG
                         We just came here for registration--

               Selene grabs Greg and Alison's hands.

                                   SELENE
                         Turn around--

                                   ALISON
                         We have waited over forty five--

                                   SELENE
                         Should you wash your hands of this
                         situation, a life you will impact
                         and touch... A heart you will save.

                                   GREG
                         Oh. That sounds nice.

                                   ALISON
                         No. No. No it doesn't. Greg!

               Alison shakes herself loose from Selene.

                                   ALISON (CONT'D)
                         We need to get registration.

                                   GREG
                         But... Didn't you hear her warning?

                                   SELENE
                         A great tragedy--

                                   ALISON
                         Are. Are you? Are you going to
                         listen to this old hag. She's crazy
                         Greg!

                                   SELENE
                         Walk away--

                                   ALISON
                         I mean. I mean come on! Come on
                         Greg! We are at the DMV. This is
                         what's at the DMV, crazy people.

                                   GREG
                         I'm sorry Alison. You're right.

               They walk away to the front.

                                   SELENE
                         Be wary... peril will befall...

               They approach the counter.

                                   ALISON
                         Hey. Who is that?

                                   DMV LADY
                         Oh. That's just Selene. She's the
                         greek mystic. What did she tell
                         you?

                                   GREG
                         She said we were in trouble if we
                         got registration.

                                   DMV LADY
                         Do you drive a white Buick
                         rendezvous?

                                   GREG
                         Yes.

                                   DMV LADY
                         Well a homeless man took a piss all
                         over it.

                                   GREG AND ALISON
                         What?

                                   DMV LADY
                         We said it over the intercom. Must
                         have been when you were talking
                         with Selene.

               Greg runs out. Alison hands in the paper work.

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